it is not immediately noticeable, but the creatures behind and on either side of me are my arch enemies. the one to the left of me is my boss, satankim, and the one to the right is AMY who asks to many scrutinizing questions that i want to stick pencils in my ears.
ah yes, cock-face the magnificent. him and me at the prime of our love-fest. fucking dick.
a fabulous photo of pretty much the whole family the summer husband came to visit america. from left to right you have my mum, my sister ladonna, me niece paige, me, husband, my nephew evan and my other sister carmen. sadly, this is the only photo i have of me with my mum with me as a grown up.
my birthday last year in slovakia. i was horrifically drunk and dancing with this precious elderly man who immediately became un-precious as soon as he drunkenly started to thrust at me and grunt during this dance. **shudder**
this is officially the first photo of me evar. what a preciously fat baby!
not so much a new haircut as an abomonation.
i was tagged in this photo because i am the one who made his hairs blue. i heart them!
i miss when jane and i were really close and visited each other more often. good fuck i miss this!
i miss the summer that made me who i am. ashley, prancing, thrifting and generally being completely in love with everything, ever.
i miss when all of us were close. when nobody lived in different countries and we got kicked out of pubs for being too happy.
jenni and me in poland. although she was amazing and we had lots of fabulous times, i am glad that that particular type of poison has left my life.
jessica and danie circa 1994?
jaacq! OMG he is the most fabulous new friend everyone could have. i could squeeze him to death.
A picture you taking a shot/chugging a beer/downing some sort of mixed drink:
i don't actually have any photos of me in the process of drinking but i DO have photos of me being precious with my favourite beast pre-sip. GOD i miss you ashley!
just being out of control, pleased and covered with joy from my friends.
this was one of the last times we hung out before jerry died. i miss his face so much.
this is my favourite photo ever in the world. ever.