a bit of crappy crap

► Are you single? nope, happily taken by a beautiful boy.
► Are you happy? overall, yes. overall, i am as happy as i think i can be given my current circumstances. 
► Are you bored? not particularly. i guess a little... but not for the loss of things to do, because i have a shit-ton i could be doing.
► Are you sad? mmm... slightly? i have an overall blah feeling, but i reckon it's from the cold outside and the tired. i should really take a sleep.
► Are you Italian? nope.
► Are you German? nope.
► Are you Asian? i WISH!
► Are you angry? i don't have a single angry bone in my body at the moment.
► Are you Irish? nay.
► Are your parents still married? nah. they divorced a billion years ago.

TEN FACTS
► Birth Place? Cheyenne, Wyoming, USA.
► Hair Color? brown... completely natural.
► Hair Style? constantly out of control. i never know what's happening with it... since i had it shaved i just let it do it's own thing and that's just what it's doing. i heart it though, despite the stupid side-part it's developed all by itself.
► Eye color? i THINK they're green... green and fabulous. i heart my eyeballs.
► Birthday? november 14th.
► Mood? meh.
► Gender? girlier than a lot of girls (see: crocheting, baking, embroidering, sewing, cooking, weeing whilst sat, etc)
► Lefty or Righty? i'm all about the right hand, yo.
► Summer or Winter? i LOVE winter purely because the temperatures don't make me want to kill myself. i HATE being hot and i love snow, so months with an 'r' in them make me happiest.
► Morning or Afternoon? i am ALL about mornings. i am quite possibly the most annoying person EVER first thing in the morning, all bouncy and pleased.

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love? with such an aching, burning in my chest that i MIGHT die.
► Do you believe in love at first sight? mmhmm... and i participate in this about thirty-six times a day with multiple people and items.
► Who ended your last relationship? hmmm, i said the actual words, but it was a mutual decision.
► Have you ever been hurt? of course i have.
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart? i have, yes. and i'm not proud.
► Are you friends with your ex? well, one of them, no. the last one, kinda? the final one, he's my... hrm.... boyface. 
► Are you afraid of commitment? i CAN be... i am slightly terrified of having to be as adult as is expected of me, but it's all a part of the thrill, yes?
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? just Muffin and Randy.
► Have you ever had a secret admirer? not that i am particularly aware of. i guess the Muffin used to stalk me and when we weren't talking... weirdo.
► Have you ever broken your own heart? oh yes... multiple times. i tend to be the worst for doing that.

TEN THIS OR THAT
► Love or Lust? love
► Lemonade or Iced tea? oh my GOD lemonade... american lemonade!
► Cats or Dogs? dogs!
► A few best friends or many regular friends? a few best.
► Television or Internet? internet.
► Pepsi or Coke? coke! yaycoke!
► Wild night out or romantic night in? well, it depends what company i'm in... i love both. right now i could do with a romantic night in though.
► Pink or Purple? oh my GOD i love pink. purple makes me want to kill myself most of the time.
► Day or Night? mostly day.
► IM or Phone? phone!

TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out? nope. never once (and i did that A LOT as a youth. thanks Muffin)
► Fallen off the stairs? well, not OFF, but i HAVE fallen DOWN some stairs once.
► White water rafted? no, but i quite fancy it.
► Finished an entire jawbreaker? oh yes! i recall it very clearly as well! i was quite young and it was just after the first flinstones movie came out... they had some giant jawbreakers come out with it and i got one. it took me MONTHS but i finished every single last bit of it.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? sigh. yes. i am living THAT dream pretty constantly.
► Prank called a store? ha! yes! i did that a LOT as a youth with jessica.
► Skipped School? oh yes, mostly during my summer of love with Muffin. i NEVER went to school. we just went from whatever bed we slept in to IHOP and back to bed again. what a glorious summer.
► Wanted to disappear? mmhmm... of course. everyone has those moments.


TEN LAST
► Last phone call? Muffin... he rang to say he was on his way home. weirdo.
► Last person you hung out with? aside from Muffin? Randy and Sarah, i think... on Thanksgiving. but i GUESS i did have a fag and a chat with Ben Jammin' the other night... does that count?
► Last person you hugged? Muffin. just as he was leaving from lunchies. i kept making him come back and hug me.
► Last person you IM'ed? Pow... ages ago. like, in september. i don't get on IM really anymore.
► Last thing you ate? Ramen with leftover ham, Thai sweet chili sauce and lemon pepper in... oh! and sesame oil. NOM. then a Swedish Fish.
► Last thing you drank? cola. 
► Last site you went to? the book of face.
► Last place you were? what? other than here? Muffin and i went driving for a couple of hours yesterday and we went through Puyallup and Lacey and then we went on post for din dins.

RELATIONSHIPS
► Are you in a committed relationship? i guess... yeah. unless we're on post or at wal-mart, in which case i have to be a secret.
► Do you want to be? yeah. i'd like it if things could be more firm and we didn't have to hide but meh...
► When was your last relationship? well, it officially ended on September 18th 2009. 
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? oh yes... the muffin, big time. but this love's not reserved to love-interests. i love janey and pow more than anything else in the world as well.
► Do you still love them? i love them very much, yes.
► Do you like someone right now? SQUEE, yes!

FAMILY
► Do you and your family get along? yeah, more or less. my sisters and i speak regularly and we have a good laugh. i am the apple of my grandparent's eyes and... well, i love my family and they love me.
► Would you say you have a "fucked up life"? not even a little tiny bit. i have a more perfect life than i could have ever imagined possible.
► Have you ever run away from home? nope, and never had the inclination to either.
► If so, how long? x
► Have you ever gotten kicked out? nope.
► If so, how long? x

FRIENDS
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends? nope, i don't hate anybody.
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends? pretty much, yes. obviously, there are a few really lame ones, but overall, my friends are all amazing and i love them for their own special reasons.
► Do you trust all your friends? i trust people that AREN'T my friends. i trust everyone.
► Who are/is your best friend(s)? janeyface, Muffin and ashley. my three most favourites in the world.
► Would you die for them? well... hrm. that's a hard one. maybe?
► Who knows everything about you? pow pow, janey ashley and Muffin. they are the three who know the most ever in the world about me. i guess Muffin knows the most though.

we have a LOT of catching up to do. and A LOT of making out.

Who was your last text from?
my beautiful little bag of jaacq! and i quote, 'i am very well, angel. just very busy rehearsing for the upcoming shows. we have a LOT of catching up to do. and A LOT of making out. are you taking good care of yourself? precious cargo there! i love you. xx' i love my jaacqy more than most things in the world.


When was the last time you saw the person you fell hardest for?
march 6th 2002. won't be long until our next meeting though and it WILL be epic.


Are you nice to people you dislike?
i am generally nice to everyone in the world. i can be a little offish if i feel i have been wronged, but i never shoot the first bullet.


Was this summer a good one?
um... it has been a saucy mixture. overall, it was ALRIGHT, i guess. a lot of prancing with pow pow occurred, which is always glorious.


Honestly do you miss someone?
i miss a LOT of someones, a few in particular. i miss my janey, my jaacqy and my danish muff.


What are you currently looking forward to?
umm... danish coming online **stomps foot**, my birthday and the possible visit from my danish muffin.


You kissed someone today, didn't you?
not a soul... wait, i think i might have snuck a cheeky one on hannah's face when i saw her in town this afternoon.


When did you last receive a text message?
two days ago. from my jaacqy! i received it mid-conversation with iraq, it was a magical moment. BOTH my favourite boys at once!


Do you have any plans for the weekend?
not so far. i have been toying with the idea of going out, but we'll see what occurs.

You receive $50 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
ohhh... well, that only equates to about thirty quid and i would most likely spend it on the parcel i will be sending to iraq tomorrow.


Where did you get the pants you are wearing from?
oh lord... i THINK i got them from... no, i'm not even going to venture a guess, i have no idea. i've had them ages. i bought them in england, that is all i know.


Who do you go to when you REALLY need to talk to someone?
it tends to be danish lately. him or janey.


What is wrong with you right now?
my hands feel like they are made of ice and danish is not here... he SHOULD be!


How well do you know the last female you texted?
well, funny you should ask. i JUST sent a text to vic, who i know better than i know most people. she is a magnificent creature.


Were you single on your last birthday?
i was not, actually. only barely.


Are you happy with life at the moment?
i think overall things are fairly lovely. obviously, i wish this blasted divorce would just be over with and danish was HERE, but these things will come with time.


Who was the last person who called you?
**squee** danish rang me this morning just before i left into town. we discussed who loved who more and i won, as per usual.


How long does it take you to fall asleep at night?
to be honest, i'd say it only takes me about three minutes if i really put my mind to it, but i heart thinking and get myself all worked up and distracted some nights.


How many people have you had strong feelings for in the year of 2009?
i have strong feelings for people CONSTANTLY. thus is the plight of a girl that exists wholly on her emotions.


Have you had any beer this week?
not at all. danie and beer do not mix well.


Does anyone disgust you?
some people do, yes. i have a particularly sour taste in my mouth at the moment surrounding a few creatures.


Do you know how it feels to be cheated on?
mmm, and he apologizes.


Is your best friend single?
this is hard, as danie has LOTS of best friends. ashley is not, janey is not and danish... ummm... isn't?


What are you doing for your next birthday?
**squee** oh there will be a party and there will be bands and there will be epic cupcakes and oh so much prancing. it will be the most glorious of nights!


Do you regret anything?
not one single thing.


Would you date someone right now if they asked?
only three people. two of which are only allowed as per a verbal contract drawn up by myself and danish... these creatures are henry rollins and that 1 guy.


Who are all the texts in your inbox from?
ae you freaking kidding me? okay, here we go!
jaacq
first care
christopher butcher
mark dixon
bee
jak
janey
slim
kelly holmes
meek
hannah zair
john samsworth
alex bowen
eleanor field
lee lee
orange mobile
pow pow
dave
charlie
myself (i send myself texts to remind myself of things i'm worried about forgetting)
lee lee's old phone
tattoo kevin


When was the last time someone called you sexy?
why just earlier today, actually. my danish has taken to referring to me as that.


Have you ever kissed somebody driving?
i have kissed people who HAVE been driving, but as i am not a driver myself, i have not.

Are you a jealous person?
i CAN be, given certain circumstances.


Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
in some odd way, yes.


Do you consider yourself lucky?
mmm, overall, yes, i do.


Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is okay?
never, EVER.


Do you believe in love at first sight?
oh yes, like woah.


Have you ever talked about marriage with another person?
heh, oh yes. obviously, with chris. danish and i muse about it on occasion.


Do you want kids?
not anymore, no.

great crap

1.What's the last mistake you made?
thinking that this separation was going to be easy.

2. Is the sun shining?
not even a little bit... it is a typical english fall day. shitty and overcast.

3. Can you successfully blow up and tie a balloon?
oh yes. AND fast!

4. Do you like text messaging?
constantly. i heart it... and i heart being the fastest texter ever.

5. Are you having a good/bad hair day?
my hair and i have an agreement, i never give it any reason to be unhappy and it does the same for me. whilst some would define my hair as a mess at the moment, it has actually been trained to stand up in all the right places at the right times.

6. What was your last expensive purchase?
ohhh... expensive... um... perhaps my external hard drive, but that wasn't THAT much money. i will be making much more substantial purchases over the next couple of weeks... things like a new computer, new monitor and a deposit on a new flat.

7. Are you wearing any make-up right now?
none at all.

8. What are your plans for later?
um, i plan to crochet a tiny giraffe and chat with danish, try and eat something, listen to music and perhaps watch the last three episodes of roseanne.

9. Is your cell phone fully charged?
it appears to be... there are three bars, which typically denotes more than 80%.

10. Is there any drama within your life.
oh yes... big time.

11. What is a song they need to stop playing on the radio?
to be honest, i am not sure. i never listen to the radio.

12. Are you content with life right now?
eh, bits of it... once things become a bit more settled then i think i'll be okay. some parts are horrid but other parts are amazingly magical.

13. Does anyone like you?
i think so.

15. What did you do for new years?
ohhh... good question. nothing. we sat at home and most likely went to bed before midnight.

16. Ever been kissed under mistletoe?
yeah, a couple Christmases ago i bought some and hung it. chris was pissy because i hung it and then demanded he come into the room to see what i had done. long story short? we kissed.

17. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
Would I ever NOT?

18. Ever done a random act of kindness?
yeah, i like to help people do things.

19. Do your toe nails have nail polish on them?
indeed... beautiful blue with magical glitter.

20. When’s the last time you shaved your legs?
four days ago.

21. Last curse word you said was?
shite.

22. Ever been in the middle of a love triangle?
yeah.

23. Are your lips chapped?
well they WEREN'T! now they are... cherry carmex to the rescue!

24. Do you own an iPod?
oh yes and i loves it more than most things.

25. Did you have a dream last night?
yeah. i woke up reeling quite heavily from it... i've been dreaming very vividly lately. i dreamed i went to Basra to see dane. he took me around and introduced me to people and we tried to take photos of us together in certain places on base. we kissed and held one another. once i had to go i sat outside the base. sat there and watched him work... someone came by and asked what i was doing and i said that i was in love with one of the soldiers in there... i can only assume by their reaction that they didn't realize it was a US army base camp, as they went nuts and so did the camp. the camp immediately decided to abandon and move on and everyone got on a huge bus... i chased after the bus and shouted to dane how much i loved him, and he got out and said he were staying with me forever. we walked and kissed... and then we went into this tent and danced and held each other.

26. Are you mad at anyone?
generally just dissappointed.

27. Who is the randomest person you know?
perhaps michael... literally, i just met him one night and fell in love with him. he used to be an actor in an old Australian soap opera and now tours for mama mia... yeah, THAT random.

28. Have you made an igloo before?
i once attempted at digging a tunnel through the snow. i generally just ended up wet and unhappy with som only a wee dog could fit into.

29. Done any spring cleaning lately?
a bit... despite the lack of spring, i've decided to clear out my life. divorces will do that to you.

30. Anything bothering you?
lots of things... the fact i haven't eaten more than 200 calories in one day for over 10 days, the fact that christopher is planning to meet his new female sunday, the fact that danish isn't online, the fact that i am so cold.... i could go on forever.

31. What are you looking forward to?
making my tiny giraffe and speaking to danish later.

32. Did you wish for anything last night on 11:11?
ummm... no. i was arguing with christopher.

33. Do you drink coffee on a regular basis?
i did when we first got the coffee machine but i got bored of it fairly quickly.

34. Put your iPod on shuffle whats the first song?
'girl from the north country' by the eels

35. What jewelry are you wearing?
my starfish necklace, four plugs and one earring.

36. Ate any exotic food lately?
i had a lot of exciting and what most would define as exotic foods when i went to dim sum in london a couple of weeks ago. baby squids and su mai. yum yum!

37. How many contacts do you have on AIM/MSN?
eh, like three, i never use either of those IM services.

38. Are you easily amused?
i can be... it depends on who i'm talking to and what the topic is...

39. Can you lick your elbow?
nobody can, it's impossible.

40. Do you know this song “we stay fly no lie you know this”?
not even a little bit.

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List 10 musical artists you like, in no specific order (do this before reading the questions below)!

1. magnetic fields
2. andrew jackson jihad
3. concertina turner
4. regina spektor
5. new found glory
6. marilyn manson
7. richard cheese
8. the ataris
9. gogol bordello
10. ali pow3rs


-What was the first song you ever heard by 6?
'lunchbox. '

-What is your favourite song of 8?
ohhh... i'd have to say 'i remember you'

-What kind of impact has 1 left on your life?
they have completely changed my love of music... they are the single most amazingly beautiful band on the planet.

-What is your favourite lyric of 5?
'Remember the time we wrote our names upon the wall'

-How many times have you seen 4 live?
none, but i plan to this next year...

-What is your favourite song by 7?
oh god... i think i have to go with 'down with the sickness.' it's classic.

-Is there any song by 3 that makes you sad?
all of them make me sad and happy at the same time. if i HAD to name one it would be 'the pirate song' purely because that was the song that jerry and i really synced together in. he and i were closest when we played this song.

-What is your favourite song by 9?
oh god... um... 'american wedding' or '60 revolutions'

-When did you first get into 1?
about two years ago... christopher had been listening to them for ages and kept telling me i'd like them but i refused to until i heard '100,000 fireflies' and fell in love.

-What is your favourite song by 4?
'samson'

-How many times have you seen 9 live?
four!! yay!

-Is there a song by 2 that makes you sad?
'fly my ass' does... it's just so beautiful.

-What is your favourite song of 1?
oh jesus... i'd have to say 'epitaph for my heart.' if you haven't heard it, go fucking listen to it right now. it is unbelievable.

-How did you become a fan of 10?
the instant i heard him singing in my lounge five years ago.

i would build a fort to protect you from the wind

Who was your last text from?
christopher... asking me what i was doing tonight, presumably so he could have free time to contact his female friend...
Is confidence cute?
i guess it CAN be... but not if it goes overboard... i HATE cocky people.

Your last ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
wonder why he's in england and go over to him and cuddle his face off with a big blanket until the fire quells. then i'd get some aloe vera and put it on any serious burns.

What is your relationship status?
separated... soon to be divorced... yay for me!

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
just about ten minutes ago. christopher was getting in my face shouting at me and i just wanted him to go...

What are you craving right now?
sleep, a fag, a cuddle, the desire to be hungry, for christopher to come to his senses and stop being such a fucking jerk...

What is the last beverage you had?
water... the last anything i had was water.

What are you listening to right now?
'epitaph for my heart' by the magnetic fields... their music kills at the moment.

Have you ever been led on?
indeed. it's not nice. lucky for you i'm such a forgiving creature.

Do you drink energy drinks?
no way jose! i literally hate them...

When is your birthday?
november 14th. hooray for it only being 30 days away!! yay!

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
indeed. perhaps dreaming more than thinking, but yes... i'll fill you in tomorrow.

If the last person you kissed said that you were the only one they wanted, would you believe them?
no... not at all.

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
i wouldnt've have thought so. it depends on who it is. like, i'm not the kind of girl who goes kissing people willy nilly.

Would it hurt seeing the person you last kissed, kissing someone else?
more than anyone could ever imagine... divorces suck. it hurt pretty hard when i saw him kissing some random female when we were still pretending to be together, and i imagine this would feel fairly similar.

Honestly, if you could go back 1 month and change something would you?
i'd have told chris it was over sooner... or moved out sooner... i would've saved more money and most likely booked a train to my lee lee sooner.

Are you excited about anything today?
my next danish chat... which should be at some point later this morning...

Have you ever kissed an ex after breaking up?
yeah... i kiss chris sometimes, by force.

Do you currently have a hickey?
no way... they are so trashy.

What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone?
like, seven hours? it was three nights after i met dane and we chatted for ages and he sang to me.

How many people are you texting?
right this second? nobody... there are some people you could say i am 'mid conversation' with... as in i have sent them a text and am awaiting a reply, but other than that, nobody. you'd have to be pretty crafty to be able to text AND fill one of these out at the same time.

Let's be honest, have you ever been played by someone?
oh yes... and he apologies.

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with an M?
not that i can recall, not romantically anyway... like, i've kissed maral LOADS of times... but that's because she's super beautiful.

Do you always answer your phone?
typically. i heart phone calls and talking to people.

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
oh yes, many, many times... it's fun.

Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
not that he'd admit it, but yes... a long time ago.

Is there a girl/boy you want?
maybe... :)

Where were you last night?
here, i'm always here at the moment. thus is the plight of someone who's in the middle of a separation and is having to watch her 'other half' fraternize with another person.

What is today's date?
october 15th

When you're at the grocery store do you use the self-checkout?
i tend to... i particularly enjoy it because i can muse about how much of a better checker-outer i am than anyone the store actually employs.

Anyone crushing on you?
mahaps? :)

If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
it depends... what kind of wilderness are we talking and what have i got with me? if i have some sort of industrious friend with me, then yes... if not, then no.

What is your favorite color?
glitter.

Do you like your parents?
i love my mum SO much and my dad is a bit of a drifter, so i have no feelings either way.

Do you secretly like someone?
i openly like LOTS of someones... some more than others.

Do you look more like your mom or your dad?
my mum.

How long does it take you to shower?
OMG! when i actually have access to a shower i take aaaages. especially if it's a really good one that has a really brutal setting that beats the shit out of me.

What did you do on New Year's Eve?
ohhh... i think last year we just sat quietly around the house.

Can you speak any other language than English?
i can understand spanish when it's spoken to me, but i can't actually speak any of it.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
oh gosh... i'd say about eight hours... i slept big time last night.

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
always!

Are you scared of flying?
not at all. i heart it.

What do you sleep in?
typically, whatever i've worn that day... well, whatever TOP i've worn and then a random pair of jammy bottoms or leggings.

Do you like funny people or serious people?
i like both equally. they both have their strong points.

What do you have planned for tonight?
by 'tonight' i will take it that you mean the tonight of this thursday the 15th of October. i plan to sit around, read, talk to dane, watch some telly maybe? write lee lee a letter. crochet a tiny giraffe.

Is the last person you kissed older than you?
yeah.

Do you have a favorite item of clothing?
i have MANY favourite items of clothing... many, many, many!

Do you like messages or comments better?
i like a bit of both. i just like it when people take the time to contact me.

Last movie you saw in theaters?
zombieland with my pow pow

Last thing you ate?
a piece of bread... or half a piece of bread.

Are you happy right now?
no.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
sleeping like woah.

Are you left handed?
oh no... not even a little.

Was the first person you talked to today male or female?
male, it was christopher. but that was a very incoherent talk... if you mean the first talk i remember, it was danish.

When was the last time you cried really, really hard?
yesterday. in the bath.

Is there someone you'd like to fix things with?
a few, yeah... meh...

What are you not looking forward to?
i kinda already answered this, but i'll answer it again. i'm looking forward to my danish chat, looking forward to seeing what he will reply to my email and i am mostly looking forward to making my tiny giraffe.

Have you ever seen your best friend cry and how do you feel about that?
i think i've seen all my best friends cry... it's not nice, but i like to be there for them if they want me to be.

Have you ever seen a zebra?
In a zoo, yeah...

Has anyone disappointed you recently?
oh yes... oh yes, yes, yes.

How late did you stay up last night & why?
i went to bed at ten last night... it was an early night because danish had to go to bed and i had nothing better to do...

Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
oh yes.

Where is your father right now?
in some state in america that starts with an 'm'

Are you a morning person or a night?
it totally depends on what swing of my emotional rollercoaster i'm on at that particular time. at the moment i'm a night person.

Are you there for your friends?
indeed!

Are you a forgiving person?
to a fault.

Are you a jealous person?
insanely.

Do you wish somebody would call you? Why?
yeah. i'd like to hear dane's voice... i'd like to speak to paige.

What's annoying you right now?
the fact that christopher is trying to woo a female just in the other room.

Do you love someone?
oh yes... lots and lots of someones. again, one or two more than others... maybe only one.

How many true friends do you have?
like, three?

the oldlywed game!

How many times have you watched a "Newlywed Game"-style game show and thought to yourself, "Ugh, I know we could go on there and do SO much better!"?
Here's your chance!
Unlike the typical let me tell you all about my significant other survey, this one requires the participation of your one and only. Answer each question on your own first... then consult your boy to see how close to the right answer you actually were.

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He's sitting in front of the TV; what is on the screen?
She says:he HATES sitting in front of the telly, so if he does happen to make his way to the lair of the television it is during 'my shows.' these include Friends, Hollyoaks and documentaries.
He says: I don't really watch TV from my own motivation. I watch things with other people because it is the only way to socialize with some of them and I like to share films and games with people I think will also like them though I get told off for talking. If it was just me then it would likely be a blank screen? That sounds terribly depressing but really I'm trying to rationalize something outside my comfort zone.

You're out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?:
She says: some sort of vinigrette.
He says: Vinaigrette! Olive oil/balsamic/salt/pepper.

What's one food he doesn't like?:
She says: oh gosh, hamburger helper. he LOATHES that stuff. (he apparently does not consider this food, which is why he did not answer this)
He says: I don’t like certain types of ‘envelope pushing’ seafood. From being a moderate poof with a mild dislike for large prawns to actively disliking calamari and straight up drama of rather-die-than-put-into-my-mouth things like oysters and mussels.

You go out to eat and have a drink. What drink does he order? She says: non alcoholic would be fanta and alcoholic would be some sort of bitter.
He says: Beer! Bitter.

What size shoe does he wear?:
She says: i THINK he wears 12 or 13.
He says: 12 UK, 13 US.

If he was to collect anything, what would it be?: She says: OMG! he collects anything that might have a slight possibility of coming in useful. stuff i know he would really like to collect are sound engineering equipment, ciclids and every terry pratchett and viz book in existance.
He says: Bits of metal junk, wires, components, nuts, bolts and screws. I’m a firm believer in a second male puberty which is reached once you have collected a sufficient amount of these things. Lost the nut from a bolt? Don’t panic! I have a jar full of those, what size did you need? This is Godhead. Also I have a hard time throwing away anything of a machined nature, crap like tins and threaded bars, emphasizing quality and consistency. Don’t you know this is 440F grade stainless steel? How could you throw this away!

What is his favorite type of sandwich?:
She says: oh lord. this is hard. he loves sandwiches that involved just-opened corned beef.
He says: Toss up between a BLT and cheese and beetroot. This seems to rarely come up. I don’t make many sandwiches.

What would this person eat every day if he could?:
She says: really spicy curry.
He says: Chinese spare ribs. Holy fuck.

What is his favorite cereal?:
She says: muesli with one pot of fruit yoghurt and a chopped-up banana in.
He says: Muesli with all the trimmings. Man does it keep you regular and it seems impossible to get bored of this. Also I feel like a real somebody eating such a classy breakfast.

What would he never wear?
She says: a shirt that was too brightly coloured.
He says: Sandals.

What is his favorite sports team?:
She says: ha... we has no interest in sports. i will await his answer.
He says: Uh.

What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn't do?:
She says: spend money so wildly, watch so much telly, be so random with my medication.
He says: Try to hilariously emphasize a characteristic to both entertain and amuse. When told this is highly irritating do it a thousand times harder.

You bake him a cake for his birthday; what kind of cake?
She says: black forest gateau.
He says: Black forest gateaux! This thing is the best but must be done right. Dark chocolate. Kirshwasser. Proper bitter cherries. Anything amiss ruins it for me and therefore it is hard to actually purchase these done correctly. Making them is therefore awesome.

What could he spend hours doing?:
She says: playing certain video games, making/recording music or reading up on one of the items on his endless list of interests.
He says: Just about anything. Reading things on the computer.

you + me = perfect

What's his name? christopher john butcher

How long did you date? um... well, we met seven years ago, started talking on the phone five years ago and i am going to say that that is most likely when we started 'dating' as it were. and by dating, i mean 5 hour long phone-dates where we ate dinner together and talked about life and junk.

How old is he? twenty-five.

Who eats more? most definitely him. he tends to eat all of his and then anything i don't finish.

Who said "I love you" first? him. he was drunk and said... 'if i was there, i would hold you and tell you how i can't live without you and how much i love you.' just to be sure i lured him into another trap the following night, as you can never be sure of what a drunk boy says.

Who is taller? please see above.

Who sings better? i am going to have to say me... mostly because i CAN sing quite well and have had training. he likes to fluctuate a lot, which makes my ears want to fall off.

Who is smarter? he is actually the smartest person in the world. he knows everything there is to know about everything.

Who does the laundry? we both do, but i like for me to do it because i use the perfect balance of detergent and fabric softener.

Who does the dishes? me. we made an agreement that i would always do kitchen-related tidying if he did all pig-related things.

Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? moi.

Who pays the bills? we usually share them as equally as possible.

Who mows the lawn? me.

Who cooks dinner? usually him, but i am trying.

Who drives when you are together? last night hannah did, sometimes lester, usually some sort of a pakistani.

Who is more stubborn? most definitely me, yo.

Who kissed who first? him. the day we met we went back to his sister's to deposit my bags and then went for a walk to the pub. on the walk he stopped me and asked me if it would be alright if he kissed me.

Who asked whom out first? we never really did the conventional 'asking out' thing. we just did it.

Who proposed? again, we never actually did the conventional proposal thing. we both decided it would be the best and easiest thing to do when we did as we knew we were going to get married anyways.

Who is more sensitive? oh my lord jesus i am.

Who has more friends? we both really have the same friends. i guess i could go so far as to say i have a few more, as i have worked several jobs that have given me more opportunities, but otherwise, we are equal.

Who has more siblings? me.

Who wears the pants in the family? he likes to think he does and i guess in some ways, he does... but i like to think that we both do.

i STILL wish i was black!

Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box. Answer each question with the first definition it gives you.

1) Your name: Danie

A mixed chick with a nice ass and a deepthroat who often hangs out with alot of Men who falls for her and she ends up breaking their heart for one of their best friends Guy:Hey, you remember that danie form last month? Friend:The one that you went suicidal for? Yeah i remember her. She had my kids.

2) Nickname: beast

anything that is good, or someone that is good, past tense to own someone that is beast you are such a beast i beasted you

3) Favorite color: Glitter
The herpes of craft supplies; the thing about glitter is if you have it on you be prepared to have it on you forever, cause glitter doesn't go away.


4) What should you be doing?: cleaning
Action that people do when bored.
Involve taking a pile of junk and moving it to somewhere else in the house.


5) Name a friend: husband

1) Someone who has your back when you need it, but knows when to get the hell out of your way when he has to. Useful for fixing things, keeping you warm, and that fuzzy soft happy feeling that he usually creates.
2)Also, apparently something most of the previous definition submitters haven't the personality to attract.

1)"I love my husband, he managed to fix the toilet after it exploded and started spitting zombies out every fifteen minutes" - Random Female Victim of Zombie Attacks
2)"...In short he is about useless." - Well, I suppose you'd think that, being completely unable to attract a decent guy.

6) Hometown: Cheyenne

The absolutely most appallingly boring place on the planet. Known for its low population and high hick count. Lacks any sort of fun activities and external simulation besides the MALL. Also should be given the title the windy city instead of Chicago; "Let's get the shit out of Cheyenne before my brain explodes!"

7) Another friend: ashley

to go through friends like toilet paper That girl is such an Ashley; she has had three best friends in two weeks.

8) What you are doing tomorrow: getting a tattoo!

Dermatological graffiti. Facial tattoos always work out REALLY well.

pining at 87 wpm

Do you hate the last girl you talked to?
ohhh... the last girl i talked to in real life was the lady who owns the shop around the corner and i find it impossible to hate an old pakistani woman with a disabled child.

When is the last time you took a nap?
thursday whilst chris was playing with lester. i laid and napped whilst spirited away occurred.


Do you only drink bottled water?
nah. only idiot faggots do that.

What are you listening to right now?
ohhh... i SHOULD be listening to music, hang on. i will put something on and tell you. 'harmonica in f' by ben's brother.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
husband, just about ten minutes ago to ask when the cooking dem was on so i knew when i had to depart into town for eating and learning to cook.


What's on your mind most today?
getting my hairs done tomorrow. i am SO unbelievably excited!


Something that happened today that made you angry?
ohhh... nothing so far. i am quite a delighted little creature.


Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
i talk about them constantly. i never, ever, EVER hide my feelings.


Do you wear makeup?
i have my moments. i might pop a little bit on today.

Are you missing someone?
i am pining for jane and theo at the moment.


Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
everyone deserves a second chance... a third, seventh and tenth? no fucking way.


Would you date/hook up with your brothers best friend?
i has nay brother. and wouldn't anyway, as i heart husband.

What color is your hair?
blond and pink... but only for another twenty-six hours.


Where was the last place you hugged?
bed.

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
husband. i mumbled some phrases at him this morning.


What do you want most right now?
a cola.


Are you happy right now?
quite delighted, yes. i want to make sure husband is happier, which will make me even happier.


Is your phone right beside you?
it is indeed.

Are you cold?
the bits of skin who are rebelling from my tee shirt are a bit chilly.


What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
hair!, 4th of july bbq'ing, abseiling, jen and karl coming to visit, starting my new job, trying for baby, gem and mel's wedding, gem's hen night. seeing the sea for REAL! i am just generally looking forward to living.


First thing you do when you wake up?
flick on the computer.

How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
two minutes max.

What does your friend call you?
which friend? people mostly call me danie but i am trying to bring 'dan' into the equation. i'll let you know how THAT turns out.


Would you prefer a thunderstorm or for it to be snowing?
thunderstorm like woah! i miss them so much.


Who do you call the most?
husband.


What is your pet's name?
ready? chevy chase (rabbit), Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Half-Cast (goldfish), eileen (catfish), the manson family (shrimps), jeffrey (shark), camilla (loach), unnammed (about thirty other fish), tom jones, roseanne, scat, nipsy, liam (guinea pigs) and the unnamed albino giant african land snail. good LORD that is a lot of pets!


What were you doing 4 hours ago?
hasing an sleep.

Are you that good at math?
reasonably.


What do you get complimented on the most?
what a weird life i lead... i take that as a compliment as the things people find 'weird' about me are like, we shop cheaply, have a lot of pets, were in a band, etc.


Do/did you listen to your parents?
i did mostly.


Have you ever gone to a concert?
HAVE I?! of course i have! several! hooray for gogol!


Are you good at keeping secrets?
secrets don't make friends. i will not say anything until the person who it is being kept from asks me directly. then i dish like a steak din din.


What did you do today?
so far? had teh amazing cuddle with husband, had a lie in, texted theo, turned on computer, stroked chevy, scowled at the rain outside my window, heated up the kebab from last night, commenced eating said kebab, checked emails, read dailyom, had a wee, filled up my water bottle, rang husband, started this.

What kind of tattoos do you want/have?
omg. i have a lot of splendid tattoos... a lifelike t-rex, a t-rex nephew drew when he was seven, two guinea pigs, some dotwork, some arabic writing, a jar of human bits, a rubber duckie, a long quote, the hula, a bunny creature jane did, a star boy, a tree with an owl and some stars. i heart tattoos.

Do you love someone more than words can say?
i do indeed. a lot of someone's.

How many showers have you taken today?
not uno.

Do you drink soda?
i do love cola more than anything but i am trying to cut down.


Have you talked mean about anyone today?
nay.


Can you remember your last dream?
nah.

Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
i am married to him!

Suppose you see your boy/girl friend kissing another person, what would you do?
flip the fuck out.


What is bothering you right now?
my foot is asleep and it is playing the most painful waking up game ever.


Can you type over 60 words per minute?
oh yes... 87 wpm biotches!


Would you rather go to Tokyo or Paris?
tokyo. i would actually die to go to tokyo.

Who else is in the room with you?
the goldfish.


Ever kissed a blonde haired, blue eyed person?
yeah. cock-face.


Would you be able to date someone who had a kid with someone else?
yeah. i don't see why not.