ohhh... the last girl i talked to in real life was the lady who owns the shop around the corner and i find it impossible to hate an old pakistani woman with a disabled child.
When is the last time you took a nap?
thursday whilst chris was playing with lester. i laid and napped whilst spirited away occurred.
Do you only drink bottled water?
nah. only idiot faggots do that.
What are you listening to right now?
ohhh... i SHOULD be listening to music, hang on. i will put something on and tell you. 'harmonica in f' by ben's brother.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
husband, just about ten minutes ago to ask when the cooking dem was on so i knew when i had to depart into town for eating and learning to cook.
What's on your mind most today?
getting my hairs done tomorrow. i am SO unbelievably excited!
Something that happened today that made you angry?
ohhh... nothing so far. i am quite a delighted little creature.
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
i talk about them constantly. i never, ever, EVER hide my feelings.
Do you wear makeup?
i have my moments. i might pop a little bit on today.
Are you missing someone?
i am pining for jane and theo at the moment.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
everyone deserves a second chance... a third, seventh and tenth? no fucking way.
Would you date/hook up with your brothers best friend?
i has nay brother. and wouldn't anyway, as i heart husband.
What color is your hair?
blond and pink... but only for another twenty-six hours.
Where was the last place you hugged?
bed.
Who was the last person you talked to in person?
husband. i mumbled some phrases at him this morning.
What do you want most right now?
a cola.
Are you happy right now?
quite delighted, yes. i want to make sure husband is happier, which will make me even happier.
Is your phone right beside you?
it is indeed.
Are you cold?
the bits of skin who are rebelling from my tee shirt are a bit chilly.
What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
hair!, 4th of july bbq'ing, abseiling, jen and karl coming to visit, starting my new job, trying for baby, gem and mel's wedding, gem's hen night. seeing the sea for REAL! i am just generally looking forward to living.
First thing you do when you wake up?
flick on the computer.
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
two minutes max.
What does your friend call you?
which friend? people mostly call me danie but i am trying to bring 'dan' into the equation. i'll let you know how THAT turns out.
Would you prefer a thunderstorm or for it to be snowing?
thunderstorm like woah! i miss them so much.
Who do you call the most?
husband.
What is your pet's name?
ready? chevy chase (rabbit), Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Half-Cast (goldfish), eileen (catfish), the manson family (shrimps), jeffrey (shark), camilla (loach), unnammed (about thirty other fish), tom jones, roseanne, scat, nipsy, liam (guinea pigs) and the unnamed albino giant african land snail. good LORD that is a lot of pets!
What were you doing 4 hours ago?
hasing an sleep.
Are you that good at math?
reasonably.
What do you get complimented on the most?
what a weird life i lead... i take that as a compliment as the things people find 'weird' about me are like, we shop cheaply, have a lot of pets, were in a band, etc.
Do/did you listen to your parents?
i did mostly.
Have you ever gone to a concert?
HAVE I?! of course i have! several! hooray for gogol!
Are you good at keeping secrets?
secrets don't make friends. i will not say anything until the person who it is being kept from asks me directly. then i dish like a steak din din.
What did you do today?
so far? had teh amazing cuddle with husband, had a lie in, texted theo, turned on computer, stroked chevy, scowled at the rain outside my window, heated up the kebab from last night, commenced eating said kebab, checked emails, read dailyom, had a wee, filled up my water bottle, rang husband, started this.
What kind of tattoos do you want/have?
omg. i have a lot of splendid tattoos... a lifelike t-rex, a t-rex nephew drew when he was seven, two guinea pigs, some dotwork, some arabic writing, a jar of human bits, a rubber duckie, a long quote, the hula, a bunny creature jane did, a star boy, a tree with an owl and some stars. i heart tattoos.
Do you love someone more than words can say?
i do indeed. a lot of someone's.
How many showers have you taken today?
not uno.
Do you drink soda?
i do love cola more than anything but i am trying to cut down.
Have you talked mean about anyone today?
nay.
Can you remember your last dream?
nah.
Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
i am married to him!
Suppose you see your boy/girl friend kissing another person, what would you do?
flip the fuck out.
What is bothering you right now?
my foot is asleep and it is playing the most painful waking up game ever.
Can you type over 60 words per minute?
oh yes... 87 wpm biotches!
Would you rather go to Tokyo or Paris?
tokyo. i would actually die to go to tokyo.
Who else is in the room with you?
the goldfish.
Ever kissed a blonde haired, blue eyed person?
yeah. cock-face.
Would you be able to date someone who had a kid with someone else?
yeah. i don't see why not.
