Sunday, 6 July 2008

i STILL wish i was black!

Go to and type in your answer to each question in the search box. Answer each question with the first definition it gives you.

1) Your name: Danie

A mixed chick with a nice ass and a deepthroat who often hangs out with alot of Men who falls for her and she ends up breaking their heart for one of their best friends

Guy:Hey, you remember that danie form last month?

Friend:The one that you went suicidal for? Yeah i remember her. She had my kids.

2) Nickname:

anything that is good, or someone that is good, past tense to own someone

that is beast

you are such a beast

i beasted you

3) Favorite color: Glitter
The herpes of craft supplies; the thing about glitter is if you have it on you be prepared to have it on you forever, cause glitter doesn't go away.

4) What should you be doing?: cleaning
Action that people do when bored.
Involve taking a pile of junk and moving it to somewhere else in the house.

5) Name a friend: husband
1) Someone who has your back when you need it, but knows when to get the hell out of your way when he has to. Useful for fixing things, keeping you warm, and that fuzzy soft happy feeling that he usually creates.
2)Also, apparently something most of the previous definition submitters haven't the personality to attract.

1)"I love my husband, he managed to fix the toilet after it exploded and started spitting zombies out every fifteen minutes" - Random Female Victim of Zombie Attacks

2)"...In short he is about useless." - Well, I suppose you'd think that, being completely unable to attract a decent guy.

6) Hometown: Cheyenne
The absolutely most appallingly boring place on the planet. Known for its low population and high hick count. Lacks any sort of fun activities and external simulation besides the MALL. Also should be given the title the windy city instead of Chicago; "Let's get the shit out of Cheyenne before my brain explodes!"

7) Another friend: ashley

to go through friends like toilet paper

That girl is such an Ashley; she has had three best friends in two weeks.

What you are doing tomorrow: getting a tattoo!

Dermatological graffiti.

Facial tattoos always work out REALLY well.


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